"This tri-tip is so good, one time I was slicing it and a big chunk fell on the concrete. I picked it up, put it on the grill for about twenty minutes, wrapped it up on foil and took it home for dinner!"
- A man giving out samples and pitching
his "world famous" tri-tip.
"Raphael was my favorite Ninja Turtle. You know, the cynical one. Although I didn't know what cynical meant when I was seven. I just liked the color red as a kid, and Raphael had a red mask."
- Guy with a "Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles" t-shirt on.
"You shoot a ball and try to get it in the orange hoop. Haha what's it look like?"
- A carnival worker's answer when I asked
him how to play the "Pop The Balloons with
a Dart" game. Stupid questions deserve stupid answers!
"Sure! Have a Tootsie Roll Pop. We keep them here to give to kids so they don't walk around touching our windows."
- Dress shop owner about a bucket
of suckers on her cash register.
Like I said...nothing beats the street fair.
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