"Mom, why do boys' haircuts cost more than girls' haircuts?"
The mom didn't know the answer, so I chimed in.
"It's because girls have prettier hair than boys, " I answered. "For boys it's easy, they just use a pair of electric clippers."
The girl responded in a way unique to the innocence of childhood. Her eyes got wide as she declared with exasperation, "It's because boys think they can just get a razor and shave off all their hair and they think they look good but they really don't!"
It sounds like someone was a little upset about how long her haircut took.